Scootch98 Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 (edited) Pacat ca nu-l mai poti tine in mana dupa o ora de ecran... Edited January 18, 2015 by Scootch98 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saluco Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 (edited) De ce nu vin teroriștii la noi. Aderizat la Romania cu bomba la valiza ascuns, tregut fara broblem control la aerobort. Pastrat dolar american blestemat, bentru construit aigea bomba, dat jumadate la taxi, jumate furat tigan din buzunar. Indalnit frate Ahmed, batron magazin, ajudat la mine. Discutat cu el la cafenea plan bomba, consumat egler broaspat, intoxicat cu zalmonel, noi ajuns la sbital, doctor roman durut la cur, noi luat cur fok. Jefu, gu bomba praf antrax nu putut facut la Romania, cineva furat antrax, deci ingercat plan bomba cu bum-bum! Mutat apartament frate Ahmed, adus mult frumos aminde de tara mia, fara apa la robinet, geamm sparte ca la Beirut, tigle kazut cap cind vind bate. Urmarit PROTV emiziune explozia camion azotat, facut frica la mine. Astia romani are tupeu nu gluma! Urgent trebuie recrutat, jefu! Bomba cu azotat mare efect aveam! Inderesat pilotat avion bentru lovit gladire la roman. Vazut delevizor, aparat zbor MIG brabusit singur in ogor la taran, plus taran roman stricat singur gladire, adormit beat, tigara abrinsa, murit soacra, facut chef mare la ei! Draga Jefu, Gineva furat la mine gas pastrat bentru bus la bomba, iar azeara, gind iesit cumbarat baclava, exblodat budelie la barter. Aicia la Romania, mult cretin! Zbierat, zguibat la sin, cacat be mine de frica! Jefu, Ma indorg acasa! Asta romani nu are nevoie de terorism, face singur treaba. Preluat de pe Hotnews Edited January 19, 2015 by Saluco rocada, Innoxius, Kali and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sebi Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 Nu pot sa citesc.. Ma dor creierii.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gastarbeiter Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 Pentru ca nu ai auzit cum vorbesc arabii in romana.... Sent from my iPlaca using Tapatalk Saluco and Feri 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrei P. Posted January 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 )) Sebi, Ionutzvip, Sp1tfire and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sp1tfire Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 22 de titluri neinspirate http://www.whydontyoutrythis.com/2014/11/22-hilarious-newspaper-headlines-that-should-never-have-been-written.html?m=1 Sent from my LG G3-D855 using Tapatalk Innoxius 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sp1tfire Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Pana si Xiaomi face "arogante" legate de Apple http://youtu.be/2zXULP--Xys Sent from my LG G3-D855 using Tapatalk Mihai, Alpe d'Huez and Innoxius 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innoxius Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Am inteles tot. Doar pe la minutul 0:34 n-am inteles daca e virgula sau punct si virgula candrei, Mihai, Alpe d'Huez and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpe d'Huez Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 E fain că are și subtitrare. Trimis de pe GT N7100 cu Tapatalk Innoxius and Andrei P. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mihai Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 In portugheza. Am inteles tot. Innoxius 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sebi Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Când venea cate o baba, zicea asistentei să-i zică ca e în concediu? Andrei P., Innoxius, candrei and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sebi Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Huheha, asta mergea la off topic, ca acolo vorbim de școală Scootch98 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liviu Roşca Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 Varianta în Engleză. Scootch98, Innoxius, Sebi and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innoxius Posted January 26, 2015 Report Share Posted January 26, 2015 Cand ai facut traducerea ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liviu Roşca Posted January 26, 2015 Report Share Posted January 26, 2015 Timp pentru hattereală Apple găsesc mereu. Sebi, Innoxius and Mihai 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTTR Posted January 26, 2015 Report Share Posted January 26, 2015 Sent from my LG-V500 using Tapatalk Innoxius, Scootch98, rocada and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sebi Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 Cică a picat facebook. http://forum.softpedia.com/index.php?/topic/1005273-A-picat-Facebook-! Ce se impacientează aia.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpe d'Huez Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 (edited) Apocalipsa se apropie. Bine că au apucat să-și facă cont de FB. Trimis de pe GT N7100 cu Tapatalk Edited January 27, 2015 by Alpe d'Huez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootch98 Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 A picat facebook-ul , vor da americanii ceasul ala al apocalipsei inainte cu inca un minut 😂. Sent from my SM-G900F using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sebi Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 (edited) Și-a revenit. 😧😧😧😥 Edited January 27, 2015 by Sebi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innoxius Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 Pacat. rocada, Sebi, candrei and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sebi Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 Hai ca bajatu ăsta mi se pare demențial. Rupe d-le. http://www.bunescu.ro/2014/02/26/10-motive-pentru-care-iphone-este-cel-mai-bun-telefon-din-lume/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sp1tfire Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 Ce rupe? Ca o ia prin porumb la unele puncte. Sent from my LG G3-D855 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sebi Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 Rupe prostia și o baga pe grătar. Ultimu punct mi se pare superb. Superb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innoxius Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 Eu cred ca e pamflet. Iar daca nu e, in Coreea de Nord ar face bani frumosi. Sau daca Apple breveteaza si masina timpului, la noi, inainte de 1989 ar face furori in familia conducatoare. Sebi 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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