pascaleandrei Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 😀 Trimis de pe al meu D6503 folosind Tapatalk Innoxius 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innoxius Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 Doar să presupunem că e funny.- Hello! Gordon's pizza?- No sir it's Google's pizza.- So it's a wrong number? Sorry- No sir, Google bought it.- OK. Take my order please- Well sir, you want the usual?- The usual? You know me?- According to our caller ID data sheet, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizzawith cheeses, sausage, thick crust.- OK! This is it ...- May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato.?- What? I hate vegetables.- Your cholesterol is not good, sir.- How do you know?- We crossed the number of your fixed line with your name, through the subscribers guide.We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.- Okay, but I do not want this pizza!,I already take medicine ...- Excuse me, but you have not taken the medicine regularly, from our commercial database, 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 cholesterol tablets at Drugsale Network.- I bought more from another drugstore.- It's not showing on your credit card statement- I paid in cash- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement- I have have other source of cash- This is not showing as per you last Tax form unless you bought them from undeclared income source.-WHAT THE HELL? Sp1tfire, Mihai and RaGnar80 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samyjuanito Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 Doua blonde stau de vorba: - Fata, mi-am luat si eu o perie de WC. - Si cum e? - Hartia igienica e mai buna. Sent from my SM-G955F using Tapatalk Innoxius, Sp1tfire, Feri and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reflavius Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 ... Sent from my MI 5 using Tapatalk Innoxius, RaGnar80, pascaleandrei and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reflavius Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 http://www.amuritiliescu.ro/ Trimis de pe al meu MI 5 folosind Tapatalk Innoxius 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innoxius Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 Adica "Mi-e Dragnea"? reflavius 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innoxius Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 Cand ma gandesc ca sunt in aceeasi "increngatura" biologica cu cei carora le sunt destinate astea... 10+ Obvious Signs Humanity Is Regressing DTTR, reflavius, samyjuanito and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpe d'Huez Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 Conducea detasat in clasamentul Turului Italiei, dar ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innoxius Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 Holly sh.t O fi mancat borș. berila_mz and Alpe d'Huez 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpe d'Huez Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 Portocale. Innoxius 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mihai Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 Trump are și un iPhone, dar are doar o singură aplicație instalată. Nu e greu ce ghicit care este http://mashable.com/2017/05/25/donald-trump-iphone-twitter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sp1tfire Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 Sent from my MI 5 using Tapatalk Innoxius, RaGnar80, reflavius and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mihai Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 Fie bere, fie vin Zi de vineri, te iubim! Fie soare, fie vânt Noi te-avem mereu în gând Sursa: https://twitter.com/tmihai20/status/868065377170980864 RaGnar80 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innoxius Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 Oare la ce se referă? Sp1tfire, Andrei P. and pascaleandrei 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sp1tfire Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 Poate e varianta refurbished, nu cea exploziva Sent from my SM-G955F using Tapatalk Innoxius 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innoxius Posted June 8, 2017 Report Share Posted June 8, 2017 Bărbatul care a mințit că e șofer de camion pentru a sta departe de soție Bărbatul a povestit presei locale că a câștigat o sumă foarte mare la loterie în urmă cu mai mulți ani, ceea ce l-a făcut să renunțe la locul de muncă. Åži-a cumpărat un camion și a început să străbată Spania fără să aibă vreodată vreo încărcătură în camion. "Știu că mulți pot spune că a conduce poate fi plictisitor, dar îi invit să stea vreo două ore cu nevasta mea, atunci o să înțeleagă ce înseamnă plictiseala†a spus el. pascaleandrei, Alpe d'Huez, Mihai and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samyjuanito Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 Un tip jefuieste o bancă, ascunde banii, dar în cele din urmă este prins. Adus în fața judecătorului, acesta îi spune: – Dom’le, dacă dai banii înapoi, îți voi micșora pedeapsa! – Auzi dom’le? Dacă voiam să dau banii înapoi, făceam un împrumut !!! Sent from my SM-G955F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soare Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 Noul range rover 😂 Trimis de pe al meu SM-G935F folosind Tapatalk Innoxius 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innoxius Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 Astia vor sa puna jos serverele Google? Waze, arma Companiei de Drumuri împotriva gropilor Mai precis utilizatorii Waze, aplicație de navigație disponibilă telefoanelor mobile cu sisteme de operare Android, iOS, Windows vor putea semnala în aplicație existența gropilor de drumul național/autostrăzii pe care se află. Mai departe, aceasta va trimite informațiile CNAIR, iar compania va ști unde trebuie să intervină. samyjuanito 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innoxius Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 Ce mai vinde romanul: „Bombă de lansator. Găsită pe malul Jiului. Preț: 5000 de lei.†Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 Mai pățăști. Innoxius 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pascaleandrei Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 După cum sunt așezate telefoanele, Apple a copiat de la OnePlus. Trimis de pe al meu D6503 folosind Tapatalk RaGnar80 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 Dar care a aparut primul pe piata? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pascaleandrei Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ Trimis de pe al meu D6503 folosind Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innoxius Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 Vineri, cand mergeam spre Herculane, fiindca dupa Caransebes nu era nici un indicator sa vad cat mai am, ii zic nevestei sa se uite ea pe telefon. Spre mandria mea, nu ma intreaba "cum?". - Nu gasesc Here. - Fata, aia aveai pe Lumia. Acum ai Google Maps. Mai cauta ea ce cauta. - Nici asta nu am. - Cum puii mei sa nu ai Google Maps pe telefon cu Android? Chiar trebuie sa trag pe dreapta si sa caut eu? Vezi ca ti le-am bagat pe toate de la Google in folderul "Google". - Nu e. - Ia citeste ce ai acolo. - Aia, aia, aia, Harti, aia... - Asa, ala e. Harti. Si uite asa baga Google zazanie intre soti, de creste numarul divorturilor in tarile cu Android. Sp1tfire, Alpe d'Huez, berila_mz and 4 others 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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