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What It’s Like to Carry Your Nobel Prize through Airport Security

“When I won this, my grandma, who lives in Fargo, North Dakota, wanted to see it. I was coming around so I decided I’d bring my Nobel Prize. You would think that carrying around a Nobel Prize would be uneventful, and it was uneventful, until I tried to leave Fargo with it, and went through the X-ray machine. I could see they were puzzled. It was in my laptop bag. It’s made of gold, so it absorbs all the X-rays—it’s completely black. And they had never seen anything completely black.

“They’re like, ‘Sir, there’s something in your bag.’
I said, ‘Yes, I think it’s this box.’
They said, ‘What’s in the box?’
I said, ‘a large gold medal,’ as one does.
So they opened it up and they said, ‘What’s it made out of?’
I said, ‘gold.’
And they’re like, ‘Uhhhh. Who gave this to you?’
‘The King of Sweden.’
‘Why did he give this to you?’
‘Because I helped discover the expansion rate of the universe was accelerating.’
At which point, they were beginning to lose their sense of humor. I explained to them it was a Nobel Prize, and their main question was, ‘Why were you in Fargo?’”

Cred ca daca era un cantaret de rap, n-ar fi avut probleme.


Oricum, sa le zici ca e o medalie de aur si ei sa te intrebe din ce e facuta e priceless.

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Mare dreptate au cei care deplang iesirea Nokia de pe piata telefoanelor mobile. Faceau telefoane super. Iata dovada. Pe pagina Sony Xperia Z3, Vodafone imi propune telefoane similare. Doua din patru sunt Nokia. Oare al doilea merita diferenta de pret ? Sau sa mai astept, poate prind o reducere ?



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Innoxius, trebuie sa mai astepti. Eu stiam ca nu cumperi decat telefoane cu sistem de operare perimat. Mai asteapta un an, sigur dispare WP si dai pe cel mai scump Lumia cat ai da pe o punga cu seminte.


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Scoala vieti, careo are toti baieti.



fara tn viata e pustiu  â€” at Acasa In Pat La Mine  


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  1. Baiatu' e spalator auto
  2. Si-a facut poza langa masina pe care tocmai a spalat-o
  3. Probabil si telefonul este al unui coleg
  4. Este viitorul Sergiu Nicolaescu. Posteaza, laicuieste, comenteaza si multumeste. Sigur Like-urile de la comentarii sunt tot ale lui, pentru audienta
  5. A se observa ca Facebook este totusi o retea inteligenta, nu doar sociala: la Pagini recomandate apare o Scoala Generala :))

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A circulat un film cu "cum funcționează" FB.

Postările se propagă numai dacă primesc aprecieri si commenturi.

Adică, de postez eu acum ceva, postarea merge la câțiva prieteni. Apoi în funcție de like și comment la alții.

De aceea eu îmi dau like și comment la toate postările mele.

Deci Ângerul știe algoritmii din spatele FB.

Iar voi, ceilaNți, sunteți niJte ignoranți!


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